"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...." Nacogdoches, Texas. June, 2011. Temperature: 106 in the shade. Humidity: drinkable.

Here I am on the set of CHRISTMAS WITH THE DEAD instructing my assistant, Blitzkrieg, to go get Zombie Santa out of his Winnebago and haul his ass to the set.

Hopefully the fruits of Blitzkrieg's labors will be finding their way to a DVD player near you very soon.